can i be stopped: no
WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.
THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, FUCKSTICK.
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building…
jathis said: I just imagine Cecil's sister grabbing him by the collar and dragging him into a room after the ceremony and then the door SLAMS and the walls ACTUALLY CRACK AROUND THE DOOR FRAME and there's SCREAMING AND SHOUTING AND BANGING and then when they come out she's just walking primly to Steve and Cecil's freckles are just going haywire because his sister can and will snap his spine in half if he continues trying to ruin this day for her.
I’m sure she’s very sweet to him when he’s not trying to ruin her wedding day
3 out of 4 doctors say that if you stay up past 2 in the morning, you are 75% more likely to do it again the next night
I completely made that statistic up but you believed it because you’re reading this at 2:01 am and the only person “online” is that guy you met at a party last semester
this is the way the world ends. not with a bang, but with a “hey lol you’re still up too?”
SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED
NO WAIT I just thought of a better example of cr1tikal as a personality core!
chopped from this video
I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core
I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)
invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase
a summary of gay swimmers: the return
The accuracy of this is fucking killing me
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN